Evr been caught in the middle of screwing?

[aceduecetrey]

Happened to me this morning. My girlfriend is riding me and next thing I hear is " what are you doing Mommy?" from her 5 year old. Talk about akward!!! Her husband already hates me, wait until he finds out his son walked in on me and his mommy.

Ever happened to anyone else?


On a side note, a girl that I know has not had sex with her husband in almost 6 years in their own bed because they have had the 6 year old daughter sleep with them every sinlge niight since she was born. What the fuck is that?

 

[JakeT.]

Back in high school at a camping party me and my girl were getting it done in the back of a Blazer and my buddy is absolutely hammered and crawls in the back and starts bitching about Osama Bin Laden. It took him a few minutes to realize we were fucking, then he left. The guy was just going off about Bin Laden for a few minutes while we were doing our thing. Kinda weird.

 

[texansfan]

I was banging my then girlfriend at her mom's house before breakfast. I had placed a chair against the door because there was no lock. Next thing you know mom was trying to get into the room like she was serving a warrant.

She never mentioned it though.

 

[WCBias]

I hooked up with a girl at a house party back in high school...took her into the parents room, locked the door, and one thing led to another and after 15 minutes of doggy I went for the back door...after finally working it in and getting a little rhythm, the door busted down and about 60 people came and ambushed us.

I kept going but the girl made me stop at that point. She was pretty hot, i wonder what she's doing nowadays?

 

[mlfp]

I hooked up with a girl at a house party back in high school...took her into the parents room, locked the door, and one thing led to another and after 15 minutes of doggy I went for the back door...after finally working it in and getting a little rhythm, the door busted down and about 60 people came and ambushed us.

I kept going but the girl made me stop at that point. She was pretty hot, i wonder what she's doing nowadays?

I hear she's licking assholes now. That or she's PBR's wife who we've been passing around for a few weeks.

 

[JakeT.]

Oh also, the same chick I mentioned earlier... her parents were gone for the weekend so we were bonin down at her house. They came back and I went over there and her dad had a nice long talk with me about condoms plugging up their septic tank that he had to go in and take out by hand. Needless to say, I don't think I ever talked to her parents again.

 

[WCBias]

I hear she's licking assholes now.

I don't know why she wouldn't be, she was doing it 20 years ago. Maybe she has hepatitis now.

 

[PBR]

she's PBR's wife who we've been passing around for a few weeks.

Yeah, thanks a lot you bastards...now she throws stones at me when I come home. BTW, which one of you dick-licks shit bologna strings in my toilet?

 

[mlfp]

Yeah, thanks a lot you bastards...now she throws stones at me when I come home. BTW, which one of you dick-licks shit bologna strings in my toilet?

That's my fault, I wanted to try it after hearing all the rage.

 

[steaktartar]

thats it YOU FUCKERS LEAVE PBR's wife out of this i love HER

 

[mlfp]

thats it YOU FUCKERS LEAVE PBR's wife out of this i love HER

You don't love her, you just love her doggystyle.

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